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i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.

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compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.

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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation

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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...

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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.

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Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken

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...What??

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