It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize