Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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