I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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