So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
