yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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