Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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