it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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