I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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