in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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