I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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