the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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