I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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