Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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