her vagine was all disorganized.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
