I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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