Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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