And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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