There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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