Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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