Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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