just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We had sex on a dog bed..
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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