I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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