I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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