she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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