Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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