Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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