my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
