Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
