Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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