Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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