she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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