Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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