So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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