That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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