Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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