Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
