She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We have started to decorate penises.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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