But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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