I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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