Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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