Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
There's always time for handjobs
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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