You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
