he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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