yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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