is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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