Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We are all done wearing pants today
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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