If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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