So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
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my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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