I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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