You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My ass is underappreciated
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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