ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Just pee around me
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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