btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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