I don't think brook has ever known best
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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