You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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