I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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