before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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